Hello world Dr.Phil E Blunt is back. With another moment of madness to confuse and amuse you. First let me thank my gracious host Big Y from the BK for letting me put my feet on her couch and open up my smoking jacket. I sit and i ponder on all of the amazing devices that are available on the market to *cough* "enhance" your nite-time pleasure.
I recently had someone ask for advice since they have been out of the game for 7 years. Had to give you a second to let that sink in. The only image i could picture was either a shriveled raisin and a really ripe juicy sticky mango or (if you combine them the red curry dried mango you get at the Trini spot), sorry i must have the munchies. So when the shock wore off; and after conferring with Ms.Grape Dutch after a vigorous roll in the sack. I concluded that she should either A.) Go for it and play Madonna's "Like a Virgin" or B.) Why even get caught up in the BS that sex can create. If you could go back in time. Would you keep your virginity? I wonder if adult virgins want to give it away because they have waited to long? (feel free to inbox me). You probably think this is going to go somewhere but its not. I am only writing to be writing, and you are probably reading this because whatever else is going on is a lil bit more boring than this. So feel free to take the blue pill and continue reading cause the rabbit hole only gets deeper Alice and sometimes vibrates.
If men never masturbated the earth would implode under the weight of all the people on it. The ground would just collapse like Star Jones breasts. She had to know Big Al was "ghey" or undercover however you want to call it. (insert Mr. Cee Jokes here.....) (Istrayjusttoplayanyway).
I recently heard of a women who used toys too much. So much so she wasn't turned on by her boyfriend in bed anymore. She only could get over that "hump" pun intended with the assistance of a toy. We all have sometimes reached points in a relationship where we need a spark. Sometimes we address it, if you have a open enough dialogue in the relationship. Sometimes we stray because we are selfish instead of trying to work it out. I say take a chance if you are in a sex-less relationship and do something different role play, costumes, oils, porn. Discuss what turns you and your partner on it will only make things more enjoyable. If not you will be stuck in a prison of predictability and missionary or doggie will bore you to death.
Do some research and i recommend learning about Karma Sutra and maybe check out Adam and Eve, until the next episode. I hope you have a wonderful day and if not grab one of these and go to work.
Thank You and GUDnight...
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