Fancy that Guds : Whips and Chains!!

Do we really need whips and chains to enhance our intimate affairs?

Hello world Dr.Phil E Blunt is back. With another moment of madness to confuse and amuse you. First let me thank my gracious host Big Y from the BK for letting me put my feet on her couch and open up my smoking jacket. I sit and i ponder on all of the amazing devices that are available on the market to *cough* "enhance" your nite-time pleasure.

 I recently had someone ask for advice since they have been out of the game for 7 years.          Had to give you a second to let that sink in. The only image i could picture was either a shriveled raisin and a really ripe juicy sticky mango or (if you combine them the red curry dried mango you get at the Trini spot), sorry i must have the munchies. So when the shock wore off; and after conferring with Ms.Grape Dutch after a vigorous roll in the sack. I concluded that she should either A.) Go for it and play Madonna's  "Like a Virgin" or B.) Why even get caught up in the BS that sex can create. If you could go back in time. Would you keep your virginity? I wonder if adult virgins want to give it away  because they have waited to long? (feel free to inbox me). You probably think this is going to go somewhere but its not. I am only writing to be writing, and you are probably reading this because whatever else is going on is a lil bit more boring than this. So feel free to take the blue pill and continue reading cause the rabbit hole only gets deeper Alice and sometimes vibrates.







If men never masturbated the earth would implode under the weight of all the people on it. The ground would just collapse like Star Jones breasts. She had to know Big Al was "ghey" or undercover however you want to call it.  (insert Mr. Cee Jokes here.....) (Istrayjusttoplayanyway).

I recently heard of a women who used toys too much. So much so she wasn't turned on by her boyfriend in bed anymore. She only could get over that "hump" pun intended with the assistance of a toy.  We all have sometimes reached points in a relationship where we need a spark. Sometimes we address it, if you have a open enough dialogue in the relationship.  Sometimes we stray because we are selfish instead of trying to work it out.  I say take a chance if you are in a sex-less relationship and do something different role play, costumes, oils,  porn. Discuss what turns you and your partner on it will only make things more enjoyable. If not you will be stuck in a prison of predictability and missionary or doggie will bore you to death.

Do some research and i recommend learning about Karma Sutra and maybe check out Adam and Eve, until the next episode. I hope you have a wonderful day and if not grab one of these and go to work.

Thank You and GUDnight...

Fancy that Guds @ Oufancy.com..Cocaine Cowboys...Not Winning..................

Bobbi Christina going in!

Look who showed up late for dinner. Let me start by introducing myself. Hello world, I go by the nickname of GUDS you can formally call me GUDTYME...its a nickname associated with my music and entertainment angle. I am the founder of  THE GUDWORD @ http://www.flampro.com/. Welcome to the little slice of the world i call my life. If you have been on this site before you may have seen some of my outlandish comments, that my friends at Oufancy are always so eager for me to post. I say that to say I KEEP IT REAL. So some of the things you may read here may be harsh and definitely will border on NSFW (not safe for work). I hope to keep the topics fun and centered around relationships and SEX. Plus what ever lunacy may be going on in "Pop Culture and the Hood"

Lets take for Charlie "The Warlock" Sheen as our first case study. Its always great to talk about coke heads because they are the easiest targets. But this guy is the "Big brother all-mighty" of coke fraternities. I would go on about his drug use but it seems he sobered up for a few weeks so i cant call him a full addict...even though he may sell a child for "7 grams of rock"....but then again he is rich. So it gets me to thinking why do some of us care about this train wreck?

He is a rich white boy, his family is well off, why should i care if he snorts his life away...and i really don't...i just love comedy. I believe it was his indestructible (so it seemed) persona that has a natural attraction. He said EFF-U I'm doing it my way (Sinatra with a crack pipe). Until they dropped that bomb and fired him instead of inspiring him. Its great how a Hollywood entertainer can become art imitating life imitating art...very inception like.

But this is hollyweird where you can do drugs party like real rock stars and still keep an occupation, look at Robert Downey jr or Sean Penn. Notorious Coke heads and life is still grand. Let Pookie from Fulton smoke some crack and try to get his job back...Prison will be the only place he will be able to rant from. Or look at that hooker Lindsey Lohan doing her best Winona Ryder impression, i bet she gets a slap on the hand for shoplifting. I think its time to pack up and move to the west coast and become an actor so i can do as many drugs as i want and be on TMZ all day, until they find me like Heath Ledger...and that's no joke.

Anyway  this is just a test of the emergency broadcasting system , in the event of a real emergency you would have been instructed on what tunes to play how loud to blast your radio....this was only a test.


let the madness begin.....Someone get Bobbi Christina some help please.....